For the exhibition "cu" at aspex Gallery, The Vulcan building, Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth, PO1 3BF, from 10 January - 17 February 2007, we have specifically chosen, 50 texts from the archive. Each text is individually displayed as shown, on an A1 sheet of paper on the gallery walls.
Check, left whether one of your texts was selected. It is anonymous unless you, or the person who sent it to you would like to claim it. If the latter is the case email us at email@example.com and we will name it as your art work.
Walrused up and on our way to the party. I look part walrus part south American gun runner. I'll call you when we get there. Xxxxxxxxx
i have tied him to the posts.what do i do with the feather duster?
Hullo old ginner beast! When do you return to the north? How has the zooniverse been...Beer somtime?
lunch Sorry sue, got distractd n forgot 2 reply. Ok 4 next fri. Txt u nearer time 4 th where n wen. Hava gd w.end its gareth n amandas party sat remember?
Done my talk- was a great success - there was 4 different types of cake! Now at Leicester stating waiting for my connection. Wimpoles x x x
WHERE ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE OR READING TEXTS?
overslept! on my way in now! ben
My mobile was stolen so i do not haven't got any archived texts but two that i had saved were one from my friend pat in cyprus which said that i w
Aww miss u 2! Think u will b able 2 c me l8r? Even if only 2 say hi, still luv 2 c u. Np if not, but if u do, can offer u wine, & small pressie.. :-)
Oh yeah i forgot- goose and boobs might be on their way too. Call them up! Do it!
Actually these 2 gorgeous blokes hav just sat down at my table, the really dishy one holding a guardian says 2 his mate he feels hes ovr th d
Research conducted at the University of London shows 9 out of 10 slappers use their thumb when reading txt msgs. Theres no point changing your fi
i'm at work but wish i was in my studio i'm havin 2 teach 2 pay my mortgage and wish i didnt have 2. I'm only happy when i'm makin art.
Its the latter w th 00s, but she 4got her phn ths a.m. And no time 2 colect. I can phn her mates aftr 4 2 chek. Gd luk w garden, yes it was lowering
Gah fucking fucking fuck got on train to cuntin new eltham - how far is that from new cross?!
Freo are gonna who the Grand Final this year. You know that, don't you?
We are in a traffic jam. Surprise! We will let you when we hit buzzard. Bate's train gets in at mk at 1.15 hopefully we'll get to you in time. R n x
If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, id walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.
Ordered toast decaf tea juice museli fruit and yogurt. Did you want porridge or cooked eggs etc?
hey hugo!howr u?coz omg,i feel like shit!!thank u v.much4lukin afta me last nite..how embarasin!..i promis im nt usualy like that!..i o u big time!
im sory,i dint mean2rub it in dat my day went ok.yeh,y nt?c u2moro!sleep wel.lv,c x x x
I think some of my utensils got put on trailer too but will get them sat
Good. So you wouldn't mind about wednesday? Guess you won't miss the traffic jam ;-) I will check with her and let you know tomorrow...
Hey dude, I hope lacey had a good time. Hope she wasn't too bored or overwhelmed. I had fun at least! See you soon.
AHHHHH MY NIPPLE!!!
No no no - now!
Ciao jonny, how is italy? Hot? Hope your having fun time. I was sick friday night sat night and sunday night! Study hard! Love kels x
Milk. Bread. Plumber fixed boiler ok. Love you forever. xxxxxxxx
Am in South Africa this wk! Castle Grey Skull meets Disney! The carpets have animals biting each others throats!
who played opposite patrick stewart in this years ant & cheo in rsc
Just been offered a place at uni! im chuffed to bits. Start on the 18 sept. Oh my god!
Gd luck with bak2skl.hope u got work done etc.c u soon phe.for a herbtea?xmung bean minnie x
How the Fuck do you cook a turnip?
Who was king in 1916? Doing quiz + forgotten!
Really?! You need glasses.
U 2. Hold yourself clearly in mind. Remember even pestilence is purposeful; even porpoises feel pain. So sing sweetly for the sentients! Px
Here. Wet. Grey. Boo
Uncle mc'bob from bonny sussex his tapes are Bonkers will go to the library tomorrow x x x Sue's making bannocks!
got EIGHT tables and 4 chairs. Took 2 trips and one evangelical leaflet. Hope your dinner party goddess buds are peaking. Stained mahogany chip-board is
trains Nice dream ?
All I need is a Beligan chin-strap and a blue plastic horse called Sheila.
Wales lovely place sky is blue sea is blue lovin it already just got here xxx
A single red rose, a dinner for 2?Ive got a plan,heres wot we'll do:We'll smuggle up close with a bottle of plonk.....& get in the mood 4a really good bonk!
wedding Good luck x see you tomorrow
If you get bored tonight or have a spare slither of time, we will b quaffing ale at the lsb from 8pm (celeb of nik's birthday!)It'd b lovely to see U BOTHX
mike But i'll have divorced him by then
work Yeah but it's all the quirky humour & character stuff i'm trying to put in - concisely!